May 6, 2008
Mea Culpa, Sort of
Like Roger Clemens, I apologize.
Like Roger, I offer a generic, one-size-fits-all apology and allow you to fill in the details to your own satisfaction. Or predilections.
If you want to think me guilty of arson or mayhem, jaywalking or expectorating, I apologize. If you guage me a blasphemer, pickpocket, mountebank, slacker, stumblebum, corner-cutter, procrastinator, anticrastinator, carouser, [...]
